•October 22, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 0.5
MESSAGE RATING: 5.9
Thanks to “Miranda McLean” for this one. This one makes no sense at all. Apparently Miranda has never heard or spell-check. But she sure seems to have S&M literary tastes. Perfect for hawking illegal prescriptions online
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•September 25, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 8.5
MESSAGE RATING: 1.6
Thanks to somebody named “Jaleesa Hebqzuau” for this one. The subject heading is priceless. I totally want to buy this product, especially when I’m called a “mutha-faka”
I also love how they’ve chosen a new word for pill. First, it was the archaic “pilule.” Now, it’s “bolus” (a real word: look it up).
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These boluses are ideal, when all-night strength and vigor are required!
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Posted in Erectile Dysfunction, Penis size, sexual performance
•September 19, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 8.0
MESSAGE RATING: 1.1
Thanks to the young online upstart “HornyMatches” (whose domain name is “foofudge.com!”) for this piece of spam. This one is great because the subject heading is so pathetic. It’s not inviting you to “screw” “singles tonight,” but “real lonely” ones. How enticing! Here’s the text of the message:
Need some lovin’?
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Posted in NSA (No Strings Attached) Sex Proposals, discreet sexual encounters, online dating
•September 5, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 6.8
MESSAGE RATING: 0.8
Thanks to “Flyboy Dave 2001” (!!!) for this one. The subject heading is pretty funny because nobody I’ve ever met ever has referred to their sex life as “banging.” Hey [first name here], has you’re banging? Who says that? The message is pretty pointless, and there’s not even a link: “This week Male Function improvers cost much less! Catch discounts and be her hero!”
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•September 3, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 1.1
MESSAGE RATING: 8.2
Thanks to “Ouida Pilotti” for this wonderful spam. She writes:
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First off, nice Kiss reference. Second, it has my probably my favorite sentence ever (“Easy as damn it!” — What does that even mean?). I’m sure every Grammar Nazi will have a field day with this entire message (“You will never have your face turned red of shame.” ????). Comedy Gold!
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•August 31, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 9.5
MESSAGE RATING: 4.8
Thanks to the spammer “Wilma Uysylin” for this one. I love subject headings that play to our basest needs. We all want to see a snuff film. So, let’s open the spam and find an ad for: anti-aging pills? Here’s the text:
The elephant trunk thing opens up the possibility of boner juice. But it’s funny that an ad promising vitality in one’s senior years would have a subject heading as morbid as the one above.
Posted in Penis size, anti-aging, non sequitur, snuff films
•August 30, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 5.9
MESSAGE RATING: 0.1
Thanks to “Mark Riebe” for this one. I love how this one promises to show us a clip of (presumably) Miley Cyrus “bitching again,” but all we get is this:
pricing
What a joke. It’s not even a link to boner juice. So those hoping to see Hannah Montana complaining about breast implants, you’ll have to go elsewhere.
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•August 29, 2009 •
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SUBJECT HEADING RATING: 1.5
MESSAGE RATING: 7.6
Thanks to “Irmgard Duelm” for the following message (another classic spammer name). I love the pseud0-scientific jargon at the top of the image (“It works like this: eliminates the PDE enzyme that is decomposing the cGMP enzyme …..”) that is totally undercut by the language below the picture of the boner juice pills (“To hell it all! It just makes your wang stay like a lamppost!”). The missing words (with, up) make it even more charming. Does this imply that your “wang” will light up a city street?
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It works like this: eliminates the PDE enzyme that is decomposing the cGMP enzyme……
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To hell it all! It just makes your wang stay like a lamppost!
You don’t have to know how it works, you should know that it just works and it is sold with super discount on our site!
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Posted in Erectile Dysfunction, Penis size, sexual performance